Spencer Hamilton's Review of 1984's Romancing the Stone
This is one of my absolute favorite 1980s films and is required viewing for anyone dating me or wishing to marry me Our story begins with our heroine, Angelina being held up by a SOB POS named Grogan, she puts a blade in him and that was the end of the man that caused her all kinds of grief. She emerges from her house only to be greeted by the scuzziest brothers ever with the sickest intentions. And when all seems lost and she's toast...there he was, my beloved Jesse dispatching them like day old garbage that doesn't smell yet. When his lips met mine I knew we were going to be together...Forever Oh that's good! The End of Joan Wilder's newest book Sweetheart, Romeo I finished...that's when we find out she's a spinster with one of the CUTEST cats! Don't get your tail stuck in the door Romeo! We're treated to a celebratory scene set to some 80s Giggity music. I want Joan's Mini bar and she looks into her beloved Jesse's eyes ...