The Spencer Hamilton Blog

The Taming of the Luke  This is based on a video from The Monastero Twins here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d9lWJxZbnRg Film Noir Style.... She walked into my office, with a red hat, dress, coat and pumps. She was statuesque and had legs that could make a giraffe jealous, I could tell she was crying as she dabbed her eyes delicately to prevent mascara running down her face. I didn’t want her looking like Tammy Faye when she could feel the Lord RIP America’s campiest woman. With my eyes on her, I took my feet off my desk and opened a bottle of Ginger Ale…Vernor’s that was the only way to go, Canada Dry…tastes like Seltzer Water with a touch of fizz. She had deep chocolate brown skin that looked amazing in a shimmering sun, as if it kissed her intimately and left his mark for all to know who was his. She motioned to the chair in front of my desk and I nodded as she took her seat “What can I do for you Good Lady?” I asked, putting a straw in the can and sitting ba...

Spencer The Pilot part III by Spencer Hamilton on Saturday, December 17, 2011 at 6:28pm Part III We were in the sky, feeling like we were on that dragon from The Neverending Story, or the one played by Wayne Knight from Xiaolin Showdown. We could see beneath us, it looked like a map of the US. . I looked down at our lifeboat, amazed that this little rickety thing was here floating in the air as if it were a plane or something. The sky was lavender and I could see two figures in the sky, two moons. Those moons are kind of close I thought      “Don’t worry those moons are closer than they look but they are a safe enough distance away” Senegal said, looking at Will and I “We’ve got to get to a higher altitude. It’s going to strain you a little bit but if you can get through it, you’ll be acclimated to this place” He said. Acclimated…right, we have to get used to this place. It reminded me of how one guy I know would open the bag the fish was ...

Hey everyone, I'm back with Part 2 of the story, I desire some constructive criticism if you are able to offer any. This is an original adventure inspired by Rupert Bear and adventure shows that were fun and exciting for me to watch as a kid. Enjoy! Part II      “Aaaaaaaaaahaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhaaaaaaa!” I screamed as my horse landed on its side and all I could think is Five hundred pounds resting on my leg. Milo struggled to get on his feet as I tried to get to mine; next I know I’m hanging upside down close to the horse’s belly. I suddenly remembered Robin Hood Men in Tights and then righted myself on him, for some reason I could feel a vibe that he was moody. You have a right to be moody I thought I was on my way to writing a ConnecTube video and I’m here      “Aaaaaaaaaaaaaahaaaaaahhhhhhhhhaaaaa!” I grabbed Milo’s reigns and had him run a few feet to see Will tumble out and his horse a few feet away from him. Will grunted and ...

Spencer The Pilot Part 1 by Spencer Hamilton on Tuesday, September 27, 2011 at 9:06pm This is was born of my yearning for cartoons like Rupert, Scooby Doo, Tin Tin and things that were fun and entertaining on television. I wanted to write about a character that had two Dads that would also remind me of myself. I wanted to share this because I wanted to also get some constructive criticism as well as how to make it better. I am currently writing part 2 and I wanted to get SOME of my writing out there to my lovely Facebook friends! Spencer Pilot I looked at my camera that I hoped to record some videos on      “Is this thing on?” I said, looking in it then saw my face superimposed on the screen “Will?” I asked      “What is it now?” He said, still fiddling with the computer, I looked at the computer screen and paused at my nose      “Why didn’t you tell me I had a cliffhanger?” I felt around for some Kleenex I kep...