The Spencer Hamilton Blog

Princess Cut is a cringey 2015 film that seems to have everyone in boxes. Men are in bigger boxes than women, the women are just Stepford Wives and the men are those hard working country folk with small town--read conservative--values. The reason that I am so conflicted about this film is because it does have principles I like, but the way it is executed is just...awful! Let's hurry up and cut this diamond so Grace can put it on her finger already Cast Princess Grace Mom Straight Pete Buttigieg Forgettable Brother, son of straight Pete Buttigieg Drew  Dr Clint Jared "No means nothing" We first meet Grace in the jewelry store, and  meets Jared, he'll be important later. How much is that ring? 12k, that Princess Cut is gonna cost you some bank! Tessa, her friend is like come on, hurry up! Why did she need to get Grace? For some exposition! They took their own cars but she's rushing Gra...

I discovered this on tubi under the title Frat House, but learned it also has another name Sweet Hideaway (you'll see why I think it's cringey later). It is written, directed by and starring Patrick McKnight. Let's get this show on the road before I get yeeted by the giant Getting Over It Snake back to the beginning Our story starts at a pawn shop where all the rednecks congregate and Ducktape played by Ricky Smiley is hanging around the store because script and unfunny one liners. Detective Dick Johnson knows Ducktape and gets him to go with him to investigate a phony credit card ring Price Brown is our main character. He complains that the last credit card he used got cancelled after a week, and is given a new one for Dick Johnson. His first purchase is some jewelry totaling $2,902.62. Upon leaving, he bumps into our Buckaroo and we know that it's the just missing eachother cliche. The next scene is redundant just with Dick J...