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The Best Boyfriend is A Girlfriend, I Explain

The Best Boyfriend is a Girlfriend Why? No sexual tension, once you get that out of the way, everything’s cool Just friends Movies, eat, shopping, both of you can say what you like Girl talk You can kee kee about your guys and even double date if you both have someone Have peace of mind Nothing is really at stake, you can relax and hang out without wondering if you look like a blithering idiot, because if you are he can say: You sound like a blithering idiot and how do you respond? By saying, yes it’s true or saying something more offensive to them Closeness There are things only friends can do for each other and things only lovers can do, but a friend has a closeness to you that many people may not be able to breach because of the fact that they don’t have the kind of closeness you’ve got with your ace booncoon. You always know when he’s not being entirely honest with you and you can call him out on it and when he asks why don’t you believe me you ...

Letter to a Bigot

Dear Bigot, Let me say this prior to anything, I am not a God hater, I do not hate Christians, I don’t hate the truth. What I do hate is people using misinformation to harm a minority, what I hate is people using junk science to tell people that gay couples can’t raise a child in a great environment. The same people that do that oppose marriage rights oppose civil unions and any kind of relationship recognition. I hate when people compare me loving a man who is close to my age is like marrying a child, pedophiles already marry they just don’t marry children. Necrophiliacs marry but they don’t marry a corpse. Animals can’t be married to humans. Well, one man in KY married his horse but I don’t think it was valid. Polygamous marriages happen but only one partner is recognized legally, like with gay couples it doesn’t stop people from living together they just aren’t recognized as a unit in the eyes of the law. When you place your religious beliefs above my right to live ...