A Few Reasons The Garbage Pail Kids The Movie (1987) was terrible
Undermining their point
The point of the movie
was supposedly that "Ugliness is on the inside" but the Garbage Pail
Kids (hereafter referred to as GPK) are ugly to the bone!. They rob a Pepsi truck, harass movie patrons, Windy
Winston and Ali Gator start a bar brawl and Valerie Vomit keeps hitting on
Dodger. After GPK are done with that, they sing a song about working together…while
they’re robbing a store
It's funny...by accident
The Garbage Pail Kids
movie is unintentionally funny. When Ali Gator bites the guy's toes in the bar,
what's funny is him attempting to get away and beaten up because he deserved
it.
Windy Winston farting in
the bartender's face and yanking away his mustache was supposed to be
funny...but it's ACTUALLY funny because after watching it a few times to review
it…I wanted to be that mustache…GONE!
Foul Phil has bad breath, Windy Winston farts,
Nat Nerd pees his pants constantly and said "I thought it was funny"
yeah Nat...it's not...I don't think I had a genuine laugh outside of the Binaca
gag. The jokes regarding the GPK are one dimensional and based solely on their
shtick. Messy Tessy gets a joke with using her snot to reanimate a TV but no one cares.
The animatronics are hilarious because of how bad it is, Ali Gator's mouth is open for most of the movie (Thank you IHE for pointing this out)
Valerie Vomit's eyes look in two different directions, and the ADR'd voices are well, passable
The humor is totally accidental...
Unlikeable Characters
The characters are terrible, except for Dodger. I actually liked Dodger, while Captain Manzini was okay, he tried to be so Shakespearean that I felt he tried to elevate it beyond the garbage script it was
Tangerine's character is so predatory it is very uncomfortable watching her do everything she can to get him to pop wood and keep her manipulation strong. In reality, they were dating and broke up in the middle of the film. Yet, the height difference between the two made the age gap of a year look like it was probably 5 years or more.
The GPK are terrible characters, even though they save Dodger's life in their introductory off screen moment, the next thing they do is ransack the antique shop on top of the other things I've talked about
Juice, the neighborhood bully is too old to be bullying a 14 year old
It seems like Rob Zombie saw this and said "This is how to create characters" and used it as a prototype to write Haddonfield characters in his Halloween films
Nonsensical story
The
story is that the GPK are in a Garbage can rocket to Earth and land in Captain
Manzini’s antique shop.
Dodger
is being chased by people too old to be bullying a teenager and chaining him up
to a pipe and drowning him. He is saved by the GPK and promises to help them
find their friends in the State Home for the Ugly
Tangerine,
Juice’s girlfriend manipulates Dodger into making clothes for her, the GPK
actually made the clothes. She sells out the kids to Juice after picking up a batch
of clothes from them, who in turn sells them to the State Home for the Ugly
Manzini
tries to get them back into the pail and tell them th at they can change the
way they behave, but it doesn’t take as they’re disgusting criminals that
exceed the limit of allowable mischievousness while remaining likeable
After busting out the GPK from the State Home for the Ugly where GPK got sold to by Juice, they ruin Tangerine's fashion show and Dodger finally beats up Juice. Dodger later tells Tangerine "I don't think you're pretty anymore" and walks away
The entire movie seems to be a collection of things that would have been a passable cartoon movie, but set in real life though...it's can't pass muster. Maybe it should've been an animated movie but it would've had to have a story and likeable characters. This movie doesn't have any of it.My score a 1 garbage pail out of 5
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